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Ghastly Grammar, Petrifying Punctuation, Spine-Chilling Spellings and Malevolent Malapropisms

A selection of some of the most blood-curdling grammar crimes ever committed, creatively arranged for your enjoyment.

A Halloween treat for all you English language pedants: poo your pants!

 

His got the hole world in he’s hand’s.

The monkies pulled each other’s tales alot.

Truely, your such a lyer!

Grammer is important, irregardless of what their saying.

We went passed the shop to which we were going to.

It was four a.m. in the morning when the birds woke me up early.

Their was three drink’s for Tom and I but less drink’s for Fred and she.

If your stuck, ask him or myself if you need help.

I literally died when I saw it’s colour.

You should of aloud her to have a lend of them book’s.

You need some rest bite; from worrying about grammer.

How’s about you’s come over to are house tonight?

Babys are alright but their’s cryed to much.

His doing the english coarse to help him get good at, writing proper like what we does.

If your haveing a problem with any of these problems let me no, I will give you advise.

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